The storm caught us all totally by surprise.
Upon reflection, it shouldn't have, because we had all been eating beans.
But the backlash, oh, the backlash.
We should have known better when we plucked all of the cans of beans off the shelf at the store ... that the combination of beans and beer... like nitro ... and glycerin ... and bananas.
Anyway, it wasn't pleasant.
And when Andy tried lighting one of them...
Yeah, it was ugly, but at least everyone's eyebrows grew back.
(still immature after all these years)
Reading Stories Aloud! by Margaret Bateson-Hill
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