Top Ten Highlights Of My Week:
1) My dental hygienist used this really cool motorized water pick thingy.
2) A friend of mine said his colonoscopy went great. (How can anything about a colon be great?)
3) My dog got a haircut.
4) I got a haircut.
5) My dog got a flea treatment.
6) I got a flea…no, just kidding.
7) Somebody else cleaned my house.
8) A local body shop removed the rust from my Jeep.
9) I ate scrumptious Mediterranean food with my friends Gwen and Helen.
10) I went to my favorite used book store and racked it in.
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