I happen to notice that "Cynthia's Attic: The Magic Medallion" is available through Amazon, France. Naturally, the page is written in the French language. Duh. So, I decided to 'translate this page' and got a chuckle.
In the section that says you can be the first to write a review, the translation read: "Be the first NOBODY to comment on this book." Sounds inviting, huh?